If toddlers wrote personal ads, I think they would look a lot like this.
Gummy bear enthusiast seeks generous friend with sweet tooth. NO SOUR STUFF.
Mama's darling seeks cutie-pie with long arms and/or access to a ladder.
In search of playmate with pink books. Subject matter irrelevant; shocking pink preferable.
Do you like to eat small rocks? Let's eat small rocks together!
Would like to meet: petulant sweetheart with IKEA mini-kitchen.
Need a purple unicorn. Urgent.
Are you a champion clementine peeler? Do you like to take off your shirt, shoes, and pants at the park? CALL ME.
Night owl seeks plush owl for cuddling. Plush fox ok.
Do you like to shout about excavators? Let's shout about excavators together!
Looking for someone to help me rip apart my brother's library book. It's about trains.
Daddy's little girl seeking gingerbread man for afternoon play date.
1 comments:
OMG. Ian could sooo be her match for some of those.
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