Happy December!

Hello, Internet! Happy December!

In case you were wondering what's going on in our life these days, here are a few answers to questions no one asked.

A: Sammy is great! He enjoys smiling, frowning, talking about Minecraft, and drawing pictures of himself eating a turkey. He wants Monopoly for Christmas.

A: Milka is great! She enjoys dancing, eating soup, making up stories about a raspberry named Blackberry, and drawing pictures of herself as a potato. She wants binoculars for Christmas.

A: Will is fine! He has a new job! It's in Austin, and his new title is Computer Czar. He enjoys making Moscow Mules for his wife. He wants a dog for Christmas. (JOKE.)

A: Heidi is fine! She started a new blog! It's called Dear Mama, and it's a fictional advice column for kids. Maybe you've seen her five thousand posts about it on facebook. She's writing all the time and never has time for housecleaning. If you come to her house, don't be disgusted and maybe offer to sweep. She enjoys eating beet fries at East Side King and writing about herself in third person. She wants cheese for Christmas.

A: No. Today I asked them what time it was, and one of them (Sammy) answered, "Forty," and the other one (Milka) answered, "Boat."

A: I love both my children equally, but whichever one gives me cheese for Christmas will be my favorite.