"MAMA, THERE IS NO DUST ANYWHERE."

Yesterday Sammy rolled a tiny car under our couch. He then moved the couch to retrieve it.
Me: "Sammy, please wash your hands; it's dusty under there."
Sammy: "MAMA, THERE IS NO DUST ANYWHERE...now let me just get this dust off my finger, and we can play some more."

I love Sammy.